The Residents' News Machine is an official news blog dedicated to the activities of The Residents, which has been active at the group's official website since January 13th 2017.
This page collects posts made to this blog in May 2025, archived from the original page by a Mysterious Spanish Lady.
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GOING! GOING! (you know the bit)[]
Sunday, May 4 2025, 8:24pm
Once in a lifetime opportunity! This board (ProSonus StudioLive 16.4.2) was used to mix THEM when THEY performed the WORLD PREMIER of God in 3 Persons at the MUSEUM OF MODERN ART, but it's taking up too much room in our limited storage space so IT HAS TO GO!!!! This beauty can be yours for a trifling 650 quankers plus shipping (from NYC) and tax. Send inquiries to G3PShow@gmail.com. And of course, MOVE FAST!!! It won't last long!
SKELETON? IS THAT AN ESKIMO SKELETON?![]
Thursday, May 15 2025, 5:39pm
YES!!!! YES!!!! YES!!!!
The Residents have created new music based on authentic Inuit folk tales and will be featuring them in the upcoming ESKIMO! performance at the Exotikon Festival at the Mayan Theater in LA on June 7. DON'T MISS IT!!!
https://www.peekaboogallery.com/
Eskimo Live NEXT WEEK![]
Thursday, May 29 2025, 7:56pm
If you haven't yet secured your tickets or moved your body to the igloo-friendly Los Angeles area, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? It can't be Hell freezing over, because The Residents will take care of that with their soothing and blistering winds.
More info and ticket link at: https://www.exotikon.com/
