The Residents' News Machine is an official news blog dedicated to the activities of The Residents, which has been active at the group's official website since January 13th 2017.
This page collects posts made to this blog in October 2020, as archived on archive.org.
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Intruders Masks[]
Tuesday, October 13 2020, 3:17pm
JUST IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN!!!
POOF! THEY WERE GONE! Just as we predicted, our SUPER BOFFO anti-Covid masks flew out the door! But... we are giving you ONE MORE AMAZING OPPORTUNITY to be safe and show the world that YOU ARE NOT A MORON!!! But these jewels, based on the cover of The Residents' Intruders album WON'T LAST LONG EITHER! HURRY! HURRY! HURRY!
https://www.residents.com/merch/
Eyeball Masks Are Coming![]
Tuesday, October 27 2020, 11:22am
MONDO BONDO THEY'RE ON THE WAY! Due to popular demand, genuine Residents Eyeball and Top Hat masks are being crafted at this very moment! Master mask maker Rick of sikrikmasks.com has enthusiastically come on board to create these beauties which will be ready JUST IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS!!! Hey! Who needs Santa when YOU CAN BE A RESIDENT! More soon.
(Photo is in-progress mask sculpture for the mold.)