Perfect Love is a song written and recorded by The Residents in 1980 for The Commercial Album.
The music video features an old man watching a film on his bed, when it is interrupted by a puppet show featuring The Residents, they sing the song, and the man is blown off his mattress onto his wall, with his arm stuck behind a painting of a woman. The finally shot is of him sitting on the wall, looking at the painting sadly.
The first re-working of the song was in 1992, when it's (Slightly Changed) lyrics were used as the outro to the track 'Perfect Goat'
In 2004, a second music video for the song was produced by John Payson, for inclusion in the Commercial DVD.
This music video features an animated heart with legs and pubic hair, walking through a city, before menstruating on a wall.
There's something I must tell you There's something I must say The only really perfect love Is one that gets away
'Perfect Goat' Version
There's Something I must tell you, There's Something I must share The Only Really Perfect Love Is one that isn't there.
- The Commercial Album (1980)
- Ralph Video (1983) 
- Video Voodoo (1987) 
- 20 Twisted Questions (1992)
- Our Finest Flowers (1992)
- In Memoriam Torso (1994)
- Louisiana's Lick (1995)
- Icky Flix (2001)
- Live! ...On The Outskirts! (2002)
- Kettles Of Fish On The Outskirts Of Town (2003)
- The Commercial DVD (2004)
- Icky Flix Live (2009)
- Theory Of Obscurity (2016) 
- 80 Aching Orphans (2017)
- Loss Of The Lizard Lady (2018)
- 1980 Version (1:00)
- 1992 'Perfect Goat' Version (2:49)
- 2001 Studio Version (1:07)
- 2001 Live Version