Volume. 2 (June 13th 2024)[]
Longevity Of Obscurity[]
So Hey There Its Been Awhile, I've Been Thinking Recently About Who The Residents May Be And I've Came To A Conclusion That It Dont Matter... It Could Be Paul McCartney, Danny Riggs, Brad Pitt, And Your Mom. But May Argue That The Res Should Drop All This Obscurtisim Mainly Because For Many The Illusion Ended With The W.O.W Tour Which I Mean It Is True We Found Out The Res Are Randy, Chuck, And Bob. But For All Of You Who Believe That Certain People Are The Res.. Keep It A Damm Secret! It ruins the illusion to those who are new in this game! There's This YouTube Vid Called "THE RESIDENTS FINALLY REVEALED (POTENTIAL MEMBER, POTENTIAL MEMEBER, VILENESS FATS PICS)" It Gets Me Angry Knowing This Vid May Ruin Someone's New Journey With The Res. But Yeah If You Know Keep It Quiet.
An Imaginary Talk With Hardy Fox[]
A Couple Nights Ago I Had A Dream That I Met Hardy And We Sat Down To Have Some Tea.. Strange Dream For A Res Fan... Anyways Heres The Conversation We Had
Resboy: What Is The Defenition Of The Res?
H.F: I Personally Belive That The Res Have No Defenition But Are The Ever Changing Idea That Art Is Always Evolving And Changing. Taking Off Parts, Gluing Parts, Sticking Sections Together. That's What The Res Are
Resboy: Is The Gorrila In "Rilla Control Love" You?
H.F: Sort Of.. Its A Representation Of All Of Us I Personally Belive.. I Mean We All Stem From Gorillas And We Have Thoughts About Love And What It All Means. So Not Me I Think Everyone Is Represented.
That Was The Brief Convo Before Hardy Gave Me A Hug And I Changed Dreams
Life Could Be Wonderful?[]
The Res Have Had A Lot Of Tragedy In There Carrer So Much That They Could Write A Song Like "Mr. Wonderful" but based off of them. This song would probably mention Snakefinger, Hardy Fox, The Missing Res Eyeball, Maurice (Randy Era), And Some Other Things.
Acknowledgements[]
Thanks To Meettheresidents.fandom.com For Letting Me Able To Write This Newsletter Esque Thing To Talk About The Residents.
Thanks To The Residents For Simply Being The Classic Weirdos They Are Or Else This Wont Happen..
Dedicated To The Memory Of Hardy Fox.